Put on the kettle, company's coming.
Your
Daily Warning That
Halloween
Is Coming
by DG
Someday, Brookville, you will go too far.
More
Aerial Sightings
by Paigetheoracle
Look, up in the air, it's a bird…it's…a lot
of birds…
The Editor downloaded the video with
trepidation…a couple of hundred what? Fortunately, it was our old
friends flying to their winter lodgings.
Quote of the Day
from Twitter/X
Amazon
tells you what other items have been bought by people who bought your book. – Alexandra
Wilson
I don't
dare look, it will probably say 'People who bought your books also bought cheap
blended whisky and antidepressants.' – Dr Francis Young, folklorist
Today's Moment of Seasonal Beauty
by Tavaron
No words
needed. Let the mind be still a moment.
Want to
See More of That Baby Goat?
by Mrs Hoggett
Pretty
cute, huh?
Fiction Moment:
Illegal Aliens?
By FWR
Makes
you think. (At least, we hope so.)
'Are you sure of the numbers?'
The Prime Minister looked around the COBRa
attendees, seeking out his Home Sec.
'A rough estimate. But, we believe it's in that
region, yes.'
'What the hell are we going to do with over one
and a half million, erm, you know, of, of, erm, them?'
'Naval resources, our own, the French, Germans,
and Norwegians are being deployed. Sadly the Yanks have refused point blank.
We've seconded the RNLI, local fishing boats, ferries etcetera. Quite simply,
this will be the greatest maritime flotilla since Dunkirk!'
'And still no intel on where they're from?'
'No, and that may be the biggest hurdle we have
to manoeuvre," the Comms lead
interjected, "Quite simply we have no idea where or what these, erm,
refugees, migrants, displaced, erm, yes, no idea at all. A PR nightmare and
fodder for the press on an epic scale!'
The PM glanced at the screens, sickened by the
already outrageously unkind headlines on the Breaking banners.
Above the scrolling news, the grey, dark
Channel, illuminated by thousands of searchlights and helicopter FLIRs.
The ships and boats circling the vast craft, as
thousands upon thousands of 'aliens' disembarked the stricken starship.
Cu a-O,
Dmitri
Gheorgheni, Editor



Tavaron would not be saying that if she was in Scotland at the moment (storm Boelo has struck)
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